Shhh, Battery Charging..

Welcome to another Hump of the Week.

I spent over 4 hours, yakking with friends, drinking coffee, and playing with their two dogs.

Mouth battery is at a all time low

 Goes to Job 2.

I get asked:

"Why have I been very quiet for the past 2 days?"

I reply: "I am saving your ears, and leaving it all for my hubby when he get home from work."

Still trying to charge mouth battery.

Then I get offered cake.

I decline due to giving it up for Lent.

Then I told him there is one thing I won't be giving up for Lent...

"What that?"  he asks...

"Lube!

 The Ann Summers variety.

All different flavours, can't go without  Lube for too long......"

He answered with:

Will it be handcuffs or gag tonight?