What To Start The Fire With?

Back on the 4 jobs wobbly wheel.....

1st Job = Got soaked & wore trusty green wellies

(Dried out at home with coffee and vitamin C)
 It was nice to catch up with some of the parents in the afternoon, before I did the afternoon shift of Job 1. 
At least it stopped dry for me... 

Someone was asking for my first marriage's wedding certificate.....
I however replied with:
 "I had a divorce celebration bonfire in the front garden,
Guess what I used to light the bonfire with?
  Giving them the divorce papers instead  😛"