Good news rarely comes in a brown envelope - Henry Goldsmid
Welcome to my Thursday 😎
Heardle 60s:
My results:
Now out for some fresh air!
I had to go around the long way to work.
Goes and gets the newspapers.
Now to turn on my lights.
The Christmas lights are back!
The gold one is situated above my lights↓
The traffic was nearly backing up to where I was stood↓
I walked down to my spot.
I stopped a Silver Jaguar, walked over the kids.
I am stood in the middle of the road, and I just signal with my hand for the school girl to cross over and suddenly the Jaguar moved forward nearly taking my arm off.
"What are you doing?" I shouted.
She slammed on the brakes and rolled down her window and said,"I thought you were letting me go!"
"No, I was signalling to the school girl that it was alright to cross over!"
The school girl had to go around the large bonnet of the car to cross the road, then I had to go around it to get back on the pavement.
I told a passerby about this.
"There are no winners in this,"he said.
"Yes, there is, my arm!"
Still had people stopping in the KEEP CLEAR space.
Plenty of BOINGs given out to those cars on the otherside of the road not stopping!
Finished in one piece, JUST!
Back home.
As he was going off to his Aunt's funeral.
I gave him a sloppy wet one 💋 before he left.
On goes the coffee machine.
Loads up the dishwasher.
Coffee time!
Meanwhile at my Hubby Aunt's Funeral.
I meanwhile, had a liquid lunch.
Puts on my lights.
One of my friends who I rabbit with in the afternoon, arrived.
One friend said to me,"Are you going for coffee again?"
I replied,"Only if my friend is paying!"
My friend said,"Yes!"
I said, "Goodbye," to my friend with the dog.
I got my big stick out of Sexy Beast.
Now off for coffee and nibble.
I put my big stick up against the wall by the table I was sitting by.
Then someone sat near me, so I moved by stick again. It didn't take long before someone knocked and nearly wrecked the place!
I need a coffee after that!
Next time we are going to have the £1 cake!
We had a good rabbit.
Our other friend didn't arrive.
Once finished we went outside.
I said "Thank you for coffee and nibble, and see you tomorrow!"
Soon as I starts, an old friend appears and I have to sort out her lovelife.
For once the traffic was stopping for me.
One parent shouted at me from his car:
"How's the love life going?"
I shouted back, "Having Plenty!"
One parent, commented:
"When you are off, I will bring my own lollipop stick and do your job!"
I replied,"After 10 minutes, you will hand that lollipop stick back to me!"
Once I finished and unzipped my coat.
My friend who bought me coffee and appeared.
I introduced him to my friend.
"Becareful," I said to him, "She is a Maneater, and have you for breakfast, and there will be nothing left for dessert!"
"If I get up to anything like that, I will keel over!"laughed my friend.
They both laughed.
I said "Goodbye" to both and went off back to my Sexy Beast.
Back home.
Hubby came back with a take away.
He had a sloppy wet one 😘 from me.
Now to look into today's newspaper.
US No.1 on this day in 1958:
Conway Twitty - It's Only Make Believe.
US No.1 on this day in 1973:
Eddie Kendrucks - Keep On Truckin'
We watched more Hotel Inspector.