One Way Ticket!

 You're not famous until my mother has heard of you - Jay Leno

Welcome to the Friday Feeling 🎈

We got up early to do the Heardles:

Heardle 60s:

My answers:

Breakfast and Brew.

Then it was thermal vest and lots of layers time.

Coat on, and now to leave the house!

I gave hubby a sloppy wet one 💋 before I left.

I have to go a different way to work, otherwise I am going to be stuck in 3 sets of traffic lights!

Once on the duel carriageway, a white van tries to move me out of the way as he comes off the slip road. Then sitting on my arse all the way until he overtook me, then goes back in the right hand lane to turn right at the upcoming island.

I was to arrive at work in one piece!

On goes my winter hats, winter coat and winter gloves.

I gets my newspaper.

Swaps it for my big stick.

Now to turn on my lights.

Now to go to work...🍭

Crossing the first person over.

I'm in the middle of the road, the blue VW car on my left, puts her foot down and drives past my outstretched hand, to a couple metres down the road and stops opposite the coffee shop!

My boss appears to tell me someone has put a complaint against me.

"Really?" I ask.

"Someone accused me of walking out in front of their car, then putting the stick right in front of the windscreen!"

My answer to that is:

"I never walk in front of car -

One Way Ticket to Heaven.

My stick goes up high and then comes down.

She was probably pissed she couldn't do the limbo dance under my stick!"

My boss was witnessing a convoy of 3 cars on the otherside of the road not stopping and ignoring my raised stick!

I am still needed on Wednesday afternoon, even though one school is open.

Still had cars on my side not stopping.

I told her about the blue mini failing to stop, and my big stick having metal teeth leaving a nice pattern on the side of the car!

She told me not to try to hit the car windscreens.

If they drive into it, it's their fault!

Someone else had to put up with what I have too↓

If I had done it, there would have been a large hole in the windscreen!!!

At least I finished in one piece.

I said goodbye to my boss.

Back home

Coffee machine went on.

Tried to put the Dish washer on and the extension lead blew!

Great!

Ordered another one to pick up later on.

Coffee time.

My friend popped around for a yak and coffee.

Had a good yak!

Thanked her for coming round and wished her a good weekend.

Liquid lunch time.

My younger son comes back from son and got some bargains from Lidl.

Now out to do the afternoon shift.

On goes my winter hats, winter coat, and gloves.

I go and turn on my lights.

I collects my big stick.

Now for a little rabbit in the square with my friends.

Photo time :)

We had a good chat until it was time to start.

I wished them a good weekend.

I started to tell the parents about the complaint I had.

They couldn't believe it, especially when they said "I walked in front of their car!!!"

"But your stick goes out first"!They said.

That's why I want a 8 foot stick, so I can reach the cars over the road! 

Finished in one piece.

Back home I go.

I picks up the extension lead from Screw Fix.

The Dish washer was put on with no problems!

Now for a much needed brew!

I wrote two more blog posts.

Published 8 blog posts.

Now for a bit of tea involving pasta!

Now to look into today's newspaper.

UK No.1 on this day in 1966:

The Overlanders - Michelle

UK No.1 on this day in 1973:

Sweet - Blockbuster

UK No.1 on this day in 1979:

Ian Dury and The Blockheads - Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick 

UK No.1 on this day in 2007:

Mika - Grace Kelly

US No.1 on this day in 1962:

 Joey Dee & The Starliters - Peppermint Twist.

We caught up with The Apprentice.

Changed the duvet cover on our bed.

Sleep Tea Time!

Now to test out the new duvet cover!

 



 

 

 

One Way Ticket To H.....

Do not take life too seriously.You'll never get out of it alive 
- Elbert Hubbard

Welcome to the Friday Feeling 🎈

I still miss my lovely dad :'(

 Time for hug and tea↓

 The thermal knickers were put on...

I gave everyone sloppy 💋💋💋..before I left the house↓

 

 I quick look in the newspaper before I start↓

  Matt Monro,was an English singer who became one of the most popular entertainers on the international music scene during the 1960s and 1970s. Known as The Man with the Golden Voice.He died aged 54 years old in 1985.

 Albert Finney, English actor (The Dresser, Under the Volcano), dies aged 82 in 2019.

   Today's tree pic↓

 I have to turn on the lights↓

 The fun was starting...

Some of the drivers were having a bit too much Friday Feeling🎈....

ie.Not Stopping....

I finished in one piece.

Now for some serious singing..↓

 B3 time↑↑

 Coffee and chat time↓

 I had a good chat,

I said goodbye to my friend.

I nipped into Hobbycraft,

To use my 20% off voucher↓

Nice table↓

 More singing on the way home↓

Back home↓

 

 Nice easy lunch↓

 I had a nice card from some lovely friends↓

 I got Kenny out to do some cake making for tomorrow's Tester Day↓

 Out to do final lollipop job of the week..

Low lying sun time↓

 The first ten minutes, I nearly took out a windscreen. I had lowered my stick and she was 2 inches away from a smashed windscreen!

Bonus 10 points denied!

One woman saw the incident, and said to me:

"I think you have to walk into moving traffic to get the cars to stop!"

I said to that;"That's one way to ticket to heaven or hell (depending what I am trying to stop!) It the lollipop stick that goes in the road first not me!"

She replied to that:

"The previous lollipop man did it!"

I commented to it:

"He must have had a Death Wish!"

More and more car are failing to stop.

I made it in one piece! 

Back home.

 Gets changed.

Now onto Happy Place of Work.

With some great music...↓

 

 Back home for tea.

 Then off for final job with some great music↓

Once I get back home.

The vultures decide they don't want funeral flowers for my dad's funeral.

They are not using my dad's funeral money for his funeral!

I will pay for the flowers!!!

Now to burn off some Friday Feeling🎈

 

Just One Cornetto, Give It To Me!

Happiness is comething that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open - Rose Wilder Lane

Welcome to the hottest day!

I gave hubby his sloppy 💋 before he went to work...

I meanwhile had things to do before its gets hot hot hot!

I gave Sexy Beast a run out...

 Big big sunglasses needed!

It's getting warm↗↗↗

 

 

 

 I put the washing on the line.

One coffee...↓

Now to attempt to put the shelves into the cupboard...

One way or another!

 Drilling didn't work.

Glue and nails had to work.

It was getting warm now!

Nice red face after that!

 Ran out of salad...

Good job I had some pickle in the cupboard!

I kept checking for my wages...

None arrived :(

I went off to my other job.

Everyone was having ice cream and lollies..

Where was mine??

None for me :(

I asked about the wages not being paid.

The response was:

"We all had a email last week, saying they will be paid a day late!"

(I didn't have no email at all!!!)

It was that hot,

 I finished a bottle of water off.

I had a nice red face when I got back

 Now to enjoy my own ice cream↓

We had a nice evening meal.

Off to my other job↓ 

 With some great music↓

Comes back in the darkness↓

 I jumped into a cold shower....

That red face soon disappeared...

I just lay on the bed....

with....

My ear plugs put in,

 &

 Missed the sound of the rain on the window pane....