Attempting To Be A Domestic Goddess: Gorillaz

Tuesday, 20 September 2022

Me A Hoarder?

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception - Groucho Marx

Welcome aboard my Wobbly Work Wheel 🎡

Heardle Time:

Heardle 60s

My answers:

Brew and Breakfast time.

Dressed.

Now to get back to work!

I gives hubby a sloppy wet one 💋 before I leave.

I go and get the newspaper.

On goes my Summer coat.

I put on my lights.

Now let's get on with four day week!

Here we go again...

Limbo drivers

(Driving under my big stick!)

Emergency stops

(Free last minute braking!)

Plus lots of BOINGs given out as well!

I was glad to finish in one piece!

Hubby texted me to say the Plumber had arrived to take out the old boiler.

When I got home, the Plumber had parked so much over to my side, I couldn't get on the drive!

The Plumber's "friend" was coming to collect the old boiler. I moved it over a bit, as it was blocking access to the garden!

The new boiler↑↑

The Plumber had turned off the water.

So no use of the toilet for me.

Time to pay a visit to Morrisons!

When I parked up.

I saw and got yakking to a great ex-postie and his wife for a good half an hour.

Then off to the toilet I went.

One man liked my hat of many colours!

I grabbed a trolley afterwards and went shopping.

My younger son's favourite year for music↓

I claimed my free coffee from Starbucks↓

Back home, to find the Scaffording Lorry over the drive, just about had room to park in front of it!

Nice new Erection to the side of the house.

Unloads shopping.

Sits outside for some fresh air.

The Plumber asks: "If his mate had been for the boiler, as it wasn't where he had left it!"

I pointed to it.

Light lunch time!

The Erection looks huge!

Gave hubby a sloppy wet one 💋

As I needed to visit the toilet at Morrisons before I do the afternoon shift.

Just about to walk into Morrisons, when I bumped into an ex postie and wife

(Different one from this morning)

Had a quick catch up.

Toilet time.

I got down early to work.

Parked Sexy Beast.

Walked down to the local Charity Shop.

I got two bags of bargains!

Put the bags into Sexy Beast.

I put on my Summer Coat, turned on my lights, got a ice lolly, and went and collected my big stick.

My friends appeared for a good rabbit.

Once it was time for me to start.

I said goodbye to my friends.

Carrying on from this morning.

Someone stopped in the Keep Clear space.

One parent crossed the road, and said to the car driver sat in the Keep Clear space:

"Can't see the words on the road, must be something wrong with their eyesight!"

Few more Limbo drivers!

I told a parent on how I got two bags of bargains from the Charity Shop!

They responded:

"I would give the two bags back to the Charity Shops, as I am a minimalist!"

I responded to that:

"At least my house looks lived in!"

"A bit of a horder are we?"

They were round the corner before I had chance to respond to that crack.

I was glad to finish in one piece!

Gets back home.

The Plumber had left in a bad mood, as the old copper bits he had left in the garden had vanished!

Got all shirty!

Pity he take the rest of the plastic bits↓

Nice new boiler in.

The Electician is coming tomorrow to finish what needs doing.

We had a early tea.

Looked into today's newspaper:

UK No.1 on this day in 1969:

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising.

UK No.1 on this day in 2008:

Kings of Leon - Sex on Fire.

US No.1 on this day in 1969:

The Archies - Sugar, Sugar

US No.1 on this day in 1986:

Huey Lewis and the News - Stuck On You

Now to watch a good film

Sleep Tea Time.

Hoping it won't be a hot sweaty hump tomorrow🐫

Saturday, 23 March 2019

The Bush Is Now Bare!

In the Spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt - Margaret Atwood.

Welcome to Saturday🎈

I was up before the alarm,

As I wanted to listen to "Sounds of the 60s".

We listened to it, in a warm bed with a cup of tea. Later on we had breakfast.

Nice ride out in Sexy Beast..

It's still not quite warm enough..

Time to use up my £15 voucher!

All those lovely flowers...💮💮💮

(That are going in my garden)

Coffee and nibbles time!

Coffee and a read...↓

Nibble time↓

Gets home...

More layers needed..↓

Need some food to burn off!

While hubby did my dad's shopping,

I did some potting of the plants↓

Hubby came back...

We cut back some branches of the apple tree.

I had to cut back the bush..↓

The bush is now bare!↓

We have over 5+ bags of branches to go down to the tip tomorrow.

Birthdays Time.

Marti Pellow (born Mark McLachlan): Is a Scottish singer. He was the lead singer of the Scottish pop group Wet Wet Wet from their formation in 1982 until their first split in 1997, and again from their reformation in 2004 to their second split in 2017. He has also recorded albums as a solo artist, and performed as an actor in musical theatre productions in both the West End and on Broadway.He is 54 years old.

Damon Albarn: is an English musician, best known as the lead singer of the British rock band Blur as well as the co-founder, lead vocalist, instrumentalist, and principal songwriter of the virtual band Gorillaz.

He is 51 years old.

Anthony Mabron "Tony" Burton: Was an American actor, boxer, and football player. He was known for his role as Tony "Duke" Evers in the Rocky films.He would have been 82 years old.

(He died aged 78 in 2016)

Alan Barton: Was a British singer and member of the hit-making duo Black Lace. Their hits included "Agadoo", "Superman" and their United Kingdom Eurovision Song Contest 1979 seventh-place finisher "Mary Ann" in Jerusalem.Barton replaced Chris Norman in Smokie in 1986, recording six albums with them, and touring extensively as their lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist. He was the lead singer on Smokie's revival of their hit, "Living Next Door to Alice", recorded with British comedian Roy 'Chubby' Brown, as "Living Next Door to Alice (Who the F**k Is Alice)".

He died aged 41 in 1995.