Time For The T-Shirt To Get Wet!

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? - Steven Wright 

Welcome to a Hot Sweaty Tuesday 👙

It still was well warm when I went back upstairs.

Heardle time.

Heardle 60s:

My son's answers:

Brew with Breakfast.

Got into my white clothes again!

Well warm again!

Outside for some fresh air!

I gives hubby a sloppy wet one 💋

Goes and gets my newspaper and next door's magazine. None was delivered.

Goes back to Sexy Beast, to put on the Summer Coat, and big stick.

Turns on my lights.

Now to rock 'n' roll.

There was hardly no traffic!

One dad I was talking to yesterday about not wearing his sun hat, actually did wear it.

It is now getting well warm!

Crossed about 20 parents and children.

Goes into Newsagents again to see if they have got the papers delivers.

Nope.

Goes back to Sexy Beast.

Drives down to Co-op to get my newspaper.

Back home.

Coffee machine was put on.

Down to put my hot feet into cold water.

Coffee time.

It's going to be warm later!

I stay outside until the sun comes round.

It's getting warm now!

Washes my white cotton trousers and puts them on the line.

I leave my summer coat and cap to soak in the bowl of cold water.

Light lunch time.

White trousers had dried.

Takes 2 bottles of water, wet summer coat and cap for round 2.

Puts on damp summer coat with wet summer hat.

Puts on Lights.

Buys a much needed lollypop.

Collects big stick.

Goes into the park and waits in the shade.

One friend arrives.

Now for a little rabbit...

Walks over to my spot.

Says goodbye to my friend.

Hardly no traffic!

Gave one BOING out to one car that drove under my big stick!

One dad wanted a wet t-shirt competition with me.

I replied, "I always win them, and even better for wearing this coat!"

One parent gave me a bottle of water which was nice.

Some parents wanted to get me a ice-cream.

I had to decline as I'm not allowed to eat while I am on duty. 

One Grandparent walked past me and said:

"I miss your dad!"

I replied to him, "So do I!"

While I was crossing a dad over, he was telling is child, they were going to visit his granddad.

The child said "No!"

I replied,"No means yes!"

The dad laughed, and said:

"See if Granddad has any ice-cream!" 

"Don't forget to jump on Granddad!" I replied.

Finished in one piece.

Now back home!

Straight into a cold shower when I got back.

Followed by a much needed ice lolly and cold drink!

Gave hubby a sloppy wet one 💋

We had a light tea!

Quick look into today's newspaper.

UK No.1 on this day in 1967:

The Beatles - All You Need Is Love

UK No.1 on this day in 1975:

Bay City Rollers - Give A Little Love

USA No.1 on this day 1975:

Paul McCartnet and Wings -

Listen to What the Man Said 

USA No.1 on this day in 1980:

Billy Joel - It's Still Rock and Roll to Me

USA No.1 on this day in 1986:

Genesis - Invisible Touch

Peter Gabriel was at no.2 with Sledgehammer.

Sit outside with a ice lolly.

Soaks feet again.

Then it's sleep tea time.

It is still warm upstairs.

I only last until 1.30am...

Back downstairs to sleep on the sofa.....

 

 
 




 

 

Hot Stuff!

Heat! It was so dreadful that I found there was nothing for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones - Sydney Smith

Welcome to do a Hot Hot Hot Monday!

Heardle time.

Heardle 60s:

My son's answers↓

Time for breakfast and brew.

Gets dressed in white!

(It's already getting warm!)

Time to leave the house.

Wobbly Work Wheel time 🎡

Armed with a cold bottle of water.

Gives hubby a sloppy wet one 💋 before I leave.

While I get my newpaper.

One man who was stood outside said to me:

"Are you going to Judo?"

I ignored him and got my newspaper.

Goes back to Sexy Beast to collect my big stick.

I got chatting to a Grandmother who was looking after her grandkids as they were not going to school during these hot temperatures.

I turn on my lights...

Now let's go to work...

There was hardly any traffic.

Crossed over about 20 parents and kids.

Getting well warm!

Glad I have got the bottle of water on me!

I finished in one piece!

As I was taking my coat off and putting in the boot of Sexy Beast.

I heard a very loud conversation between two mothers:

Mother 1: I really a drink on Thursday during the day, as it's my Birthday, but I have to pick up the kids from school!"

Mother 2: I will pick up the kids if you want.

Mother 1: Can you have a drink with me?

I got into Sexy Beast, and drove off before I heard the answer. 

Back home.

Coffee machine went on.

Summer coat and cap went into the washing machine.

Now to dip the feet into some cold water!

Cup of coffee time.

I hung the coat and cap on the line.

(Hoping it might be a bit damp for the afternoon shift)

Light lunch time!

Soaks the summer cap in a bowl of water.

Now to leave for the second part!

Puts on my lights,

Buys myself a ice lolly.

Collects my big stick.

Goes into the shade in the park.

My two friends arrive for a quick rabbit!

Sweating cobs when we walk over to my spot.

Said goodbye to them.

Now to start....

Bleedin' warm!

Hardly no traffic.

Crossed over about 10 parents and children.

Glad I had a bottle of ice cold water.

Finished in one piece.

Back home.

Cold drink and ice ice lolly!

I chilled with the fan.

Put the tea in the oven.

Gave hubby a sloppy wet one when he came home 💋

Veggie Burgers for tea

Caught up with Top of the Pops from 1993.

Fast forward button was used a lot!

Quick look into today's newspaper.

UK No.1 on this day in 1963:

Frank Ilfield - Confessin' (That I Love You) 

UK No.1 on this day in 1992:

Jimmy Nail - Ain't No Doubt

USA No.1 on this day in 1960:

Brenda Lee - I'm Sorry 

USA No.1 on this day in 1964:

The Four Seasons - Rag Doll

Now to soak the feet outside once more.

Sleep Tea time.

We slept on top of the duvet cover.

I had a wet flannel over my face....

By 5am, I was downstairs I couldn't stand the heat no more.....