Just Not Wearing Enough Lumo To Be Seen!

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific  - Lily Tomlin

Welcome to my Hump of the Week 🐪

Heardle Time!

Heardle 60s:

My answers:

Breakfast and Brew time.

Dressed.

I don't need my sexy lumo trousers for this morning shift...

Now to leave the house...

I gave hubby a sloppy wet one 💋 before I left.

I went another way to avoid the 3 ways traffic lights and large queues of traffic!

I have 7 layers on, so I put on my Summer coat with my summer hat.

I goes and get the newspaper.

Comes back to fetch my big stick.

Now to put on my lights!

Lights on,

Let's go to work 🍭

One male car driver totally ignores my big stick out in front of me and drives around my stick!

Plenty of BOINGs given out.

One car had to reverse of the KEEP CLEAR space so I could get the pushchair over the road.

One Range Rover put brakes on and ended up stopping on the KEEP word of the KEEP CLEAR space on the otherside of the road!

I was glad to finish in one piece.

Or did I speak too soon?

I went the same way home, it didn't help a large lorry pulled out on my when I was going round the roundabout, and I brake or I would have been took out. As I stopped dead, he put his hand up as he carried on!

Followed him down to dual carriageway,

I soon overtook him as he was all over the road!

Gets home, and it starts to rain!

Coffee machine goes on.

Now to make tonight's tea...

I got it all made and put in the oven for later!

The Top Ten was from 1986.

They play one song from that year,

That I sung along with, word for word.

Coffee time.

I wrote yesterday's blog all the way up to dinnertime.

Liquid Lunch!

On goes the sexy lumo trousers, as it was raining when I left.

I have to leave early to try and get a parking space.

It was raining, and then I was stuck behind a abdominal load, ie lorry.

Half way to work.

Gets to the car park, someone drives through the EXIT gate, and reverses into the last space.

I gets into the car park, and no more spaces!

Drives round to the other car park and was lucky to get a space there too!

Gets my winter coat and winter hat on.

Grabs big stick, and walks to put on my lights.

I meet up with one friend for a good rabbit!

When it is time to start, I say "Goodbye" to my friend.

The wind starts up as I start my shift.

One car failed to stop on the otherside of the road, and her windscreen nearly got hit by my windy big stick.

I put my stick right down low,

Suddenly cars were stopping on my side.

A Police car suddenly parked further up the road and surprise surprise, everyone was stopping!

Didn't help the rain belting down!

Finished in one piece....JUST!

Now home in the rain.

Gets off those sexy lumo trousers.

Oven goes on.

Time for a brew!

Then carry on writing the blog from the weekend!

Hubby comes home and has a sloppy wet one💋

Tea is ready!

Yum!

Then to look into today's newspaper.

We caught up with some telly that we missed while we were in Blackpool.

Sleep Tea Time.

By the look of the weather forecast,

I will be wearing my sexy lumo trousers all day!

Now to get under that 16 tog duvet!

 

 



 

 

Hot Stuff!

Heat! It was so dreadful that I found there was nothing for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones - Sydney Smith

Welcome to do a Hot Hot Hot Monday!

Heardle time.

Heardle 60s:

My son's answers↓

Time for breakfast and brew.

Gets dressed in white!

(It's already getting warm!)

Time to leave the house.

Wobbly Work Wheel time 🎡

Armed with a cold bottle of water.

Gives hubby a sloppy wet one 💋 before I leave.

While I get my newpaper.

One man who was stood outside said to me:

"Are you going to Judo?"

I ignored him and got my newspaper.

Goes back to Sexy Beast to collect my big stick.

I got chatting to a Grandmother who was looking after her grandkids as they were not going to school during these hot temperatures.

I turn on my lights...

Now let's go to work...

There was hardly any traffic.

Crossed over about 20 parents and kids.

Getting well warm!

Glad I have got the bottle of water on me!

I finished in one piece!

As I was taking my coat off and putting in the boot of Sexy Beast.

I heard a very loud conversation between two mothers:

Mother 1: I really a drink on Thursday during the day, as it's my Birthday, but I have to pick up the kids from school!"

Mother 2: I will pick up the kids if you want.

Mother 1: Can you have a drink with me?

I got into Sexy Beast, and drove off before I heard the answer. 

Back home.

Coffee machine went on.

Summer coat and cap went into the washing machine.

Now to dip the feet into some cold water!

Cup of coffee time.

I hung the coat and cap on the line.

(Hoping it might be a bit damp for the afternoon shift)

Light lunch time!

Soaks the summer cap in a bowl of water.

Now to leave for the second part!

Puts on my lights,

Buys myself a ice lolly.

Collects my big stick.

Goes into the shade in the park.

My two friends arrive for a quick rabbit!

Sweating cobs when we walk over to my spot.

Said goodbye to them.

Now to start....

Bleedin' warm!

Hardly no traffic.

Crossed over about 10 parents and children.

Glad I had a bottle of ice cold water.

Finished in one piece.

Back home.

Cold drink and ice ice lolly!

I chilled with the fan.

Put the tea in the oven.

Gave hubby a sloppy wet one when he came home 💋

Veggie Burgers for tea

Caught up with Top of the Pops from 1993.

Fast forward button was used a lot!

Quick look into today's newspaper.

UK No.1 on this day in 1963:

Frank Ilfield - Confessin' (That I Love You) 

UK No.1 on this day in 1992:

Jimmy Nail - Ain't No Doubt

USA No.1 on this day in 1960:

Brenda Lee - I'm Sorry 

USA No.1 on this day in 1964:

The Four Seasons - Rag Doll

Now to soak the feet outside once more.

Sleep Tea time.

We slept on top of the duvet cover.

I had a wet flannel over my face....

By 5am, I was downstairs I couldn't stand the heat no more.....