Attempting To Be A Domestic Goddess: Love To Hate You.

"You, a writer? Listen, dear, you couldn't write 'fuck' on a dusty Venetian blind." - Coral Browne

Welcome to my Hump of the Week 🐫

Nice big hug with brew to start Hump Day!

Breakfast.

Gets the kids up for school.

Gives hubby a nice wet one 💋 before he goes to work.

Dressed.

The kids also have wet 💋💋 before they go to school.

I go outside to feed the birds and change the water in their water bath.

Time for my mate Henry to come out for a play!

Also mop and bucket came out.

Much needed coffee time!

My vitamins arrived \o/

Now to write yesterday's blog post.

I ordered some nice things from the Trouva website. As normal the delivery firm can't find my house!

So every item has now got to be directed to another their pick up point.

Waiting for the comments from the pick up point why I haven't picked them up earlier!!

The voting papers for the council elections was delivered as well.

I have to take my own pen/pencil and wear a facemask to vote.

Finished my blogpost.

Early lunch time is needed!

Goes outside for a walk up and down the path.

A book I ordered arrived \o/

I have been collecting the Prima Makes magazines.

Really good magazines.

I have issues, 1,2,3,5, and 19 arriving soon.

Tea at 3.

Once the kids came home, they were going to deliver some leaflets for our great friend Joe.

Dropped them off.

I popped into my Doctor Surgery and there was one brave soul in there, not wearing his facemask. He forgot, what he replied when he got asked. I left very quickly wearing my facemask!

Back home.

I get the tea on the go.

Hubby comes home,

I give him a wet sloppy 💋.

He gives me one back 💋.

He also gives me the newspaper!

William Smith is an American actor. In a Hollywood career spanning more than 75 years, he has appeared in almost three hundred feature films and television productions in a wide variety of character roles, with his best known role being the menacing Anthony Falconetti in the 1970s television mini-series Rich Man, Poor Man. Smith is also known for films like Any Which Way You Can (1980), Conan The Barbarian (1982), Rumble Fish (1983), and Red Dawn (1984), as well as lead roles in several exploitation films during the 1970s.

He is 88 years old 🎈

Nick Lowe is a British singer-songwriter, musician and producer. A noted figure in power pop and new wave, Lowe has recorded a string of well-reviewed solo albums. Along with vocals, Lowe plays guitar, bass guitar, piano and harmonica.

He is best known for the songs "Cruel to Be Kind" (a US Top 40 single) and "I Love the Sound of Breaking Glass" (a top 10 UK hit), as well as his production work with Elvis Costello, Graham Parker, and others. Lowe also wrote "(What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love, and Understanding", a hit for Costello.

He lives in Brentford, London, England.

He is 72 years old 🎈

Time to dish up the tea.