The truth hurts - maybe not as much as jumping on a bike with the seat missing - Lt Frank Drebin, Naked Gun 21/2
Welcome to the Hump of the Week 🐫
It's my Father-in-law's funeral.
Just before breakfast.
We did all the Heardles.
Now for brew and breakfast.
Gets up and puts the coffee machine on.
Coffee and nibbles before we get changed.
The other black hat looks too much like a lamp shade.
The other hat belonged to my late mum.
I wore it 20 years ago to another funeral.
Now it's time to leave in Sexy Beast.
They kept us waiting for 20 minutes for them.
(I will talk more about them later)
We get to my late Father-in-law's house to wait for the Hearse to arrive.
The hubby's other family arrive.
One moans out loud in the street,
"Every other Wake has food besides this one!"
Then walks past and calls me a "Twat!"
That's nice and polite!
She goes into the house and has a good snout.
Followed by the other band of Piranhas goes into the house for more snouting.
I of course,
I Say Nothing!
The Hearse arrives, and the flowers get added to the coffin.
While we were listening to Dad's Army theme, someone was tutting behind me.
I Say Nothing
Good job there was a friend of hubby's there that was talking to me.
Walking back to Sexy Beast, I feel those cold blast of stares!
Those cold stares kept coming......😁
They kept walking past us.
I just looked at the bridge and not at them.
Buy 1 and get 1 free.
After 11 years of no contact and being nasty just before my wedding....
No chance!
They all started to disppear.
I waved to them that was left.
Off home we went.
I refused to eat anything.
I had a sandwich for tea.
We didn't get the newspaper today.
But here's the number one's.
UK No.1 on this date in 1961:
Floyd Cramer - On The Rebound
UK No.1 on this day in 1967:
The Tremeloes - Silence is Golden
UK No.1 on this day in 1974:
The Rubettes - Sugar Baby Love
USA No.1 on this day in 1974:
Ray Stevens - The Streak
USA No.1 on this day in 1985:
Simple Minds - Don't You (Forget About Me)
Sleep Tea time.