Never Enough Batteries....

What a day I have had!

I takes hubby down to our A&E as he was coughing up blood during the night.

After 4 hours of being tested, he has got viral infection on his chest/throat.

So I will be looking after him with my warm hands :P

At Job 2 after they learnt of hubby not being well.

" No sex for you then!" Said one co-worker

"I'm alright, I have a rabbit!" I replied.

"You go through a lot of batteries then?"

"I buy in bulk" I laughed.

"I know of a industrial strength car battery charger if you run out of batteries," one replied.

"If you ever wonder why the lights dim around here, I am too blame!" I replied,winking back at them

The 3 men had chronic blushes, when I left. My work here was done!

Oh No, The Rabbit's Packed Up :(

As normal on a Monday, I write a few chapters of my new book.

I get horny, and I jump on my hubby as soon as he comes home from work,

My poor rabbit has given up the ghost after 8 years...;(

Through the lean years and lots and lots of batteries..

Why you ask do I need a rabbit to help with my sex life???

Because my boiler takes ages to warm up, and 

the rabbit cuts the time in half....

I don't suffer from any cobwebs whatsoever....

Good job really, as they itch like crazy....