Showing Some Moves!

 I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation 

- George Bernard Shaw

Welcome to my Hump of the Week 🐫

Breakfast and Brew

Dressed.

(No sexy lumo trousers yet!)

Now to leave the house.

I gives hubby a sloppy wet one 💋 before I leave.

On went the Summer hat and Winter coat.

I walked down the road to turn on my lights.

On the way back up, I collected my newspaper.

Swapped the newspaper for by big stick.

 

Now to turn on my other lights.

Now to go to work...🍭

It started to warm up, and even the sun came out.

We had one Boing for someone not stopping on my side of the road.

Then we had 3 cars on the otherside failing to stop.....

Someone has there own personal parking space on the double yellow lines...

I finished in one piece.

I went round to do some Community work.

I got contacted by an old friend who is a childminder and wanted me to show the children what a "Lollypop Lady".

We draw a road with the help of some chalk.

(on her driveway)

I showed them the four moves.

Everyone enjoyed themselves (including me).

I thanked her for inviting me.

Off home I went.

Coffee time!

Loaded up the dishwasher and put it on.

Out went the Black bin.

(All ready for the collection for tomorrow)

Cleaned down the kitchen,

&

Tidied up the living room.

No liquid lunch today....

I had a yak to hubby on his lunch break.

I put on my sexy lumo trousers as it forecasted rain this afternoon.

Now out to do the afternoon shift.

Started to rain....↑↑

On goes my winter coat and summer hat.

I turn on one set of lights.

Instead of going to the Charity Shop,

we went for a drink!

That's better!

Turns on my lights.

Now to fetch my big stick!

Then we went for a quick rabbit in the square.

Then I said goodbye to my friends.

The wind was getting up, but the rain kept off.

Few cars waited until the last minute to brake.

Some kept stopping in the KEEP CLEAR space!

Finished in one piece.

Back home.

I wrote two blog posts of this week.

Then I got the tea on the go.

The rain came down really heavily.

Hubby came back and had a sloppy wet one 💋

Tea was served up.

Yum!

Looked into today's newspaper.

Now for tonight's film:

Younger son came back from work, all wet from the rain.

He did have a lot of discounted food!

We caught up on the news and newspaper review.

Sleep Tea time.

Let's see tomorrow if I have to wear my Sexy Lumo trousers twice!

 

 

 
 
 

 

S-T-O-P !

I was high on life, but eventually I built up a tolerance - Arj Barker

Welcome to my Thursday vibes 🌟🌟

Breakfast and Brew.

Dressed.

Now to leave the house...

I gives hubby a sloppy wet one 💋 before I left.

On goes the summer hat and summer coat

&

Big big sunglasses

I go down and turn on my lights.

Picks up the newspaper on the way back up.

Swaps the newspaper for my big stick.

Now to turn on my other lights.

Let's go to work...🍭

Oh dear, one old woman nearly had her windscreen clipped as she drove through.

(The look of terror when she went past)

Another car went under my stick and could have took off her car ariel!

Plus the last minute car braking didn't help either!

At least the sun was out!

Finished in one piece.

Now to look at a newly installed fence! 

That's good :)

Back home.

Coffee time.

Unloaded and loaded up dishwasher.

Making full use of this sunshine.

Washing machine goes on.

Then the washing gets put on the line.

I go and sit on the bench to soak up some rays before lunch.

Liquid lunch time.

I talked to hubby on his lunch break.

Now out into the sunshine...

On goes the summer hat and summer coat.

&

Big big sunglasses.

I put on one set of lights, and walked down to the Charity Shop.

Said hi to everyone.

Turned on my lights, and got my big stick out of Sexy Beast. 

Met up with everyone for a quick rabbit.

I said goodbye to everyone when I was due to start.

Still had car drivers not observing my Stop sign!

Few BOINGs given out on the car on the otherside of the road.

At least I finished in one piece.

Back home.

Sat in the front garden to chill out.

Hubby was going to get a takeaway on the way home.

Hubby had a sloppy wet one 💋 when he came home, armed with the takeaway.

Yum.

Now to look into today's newspaper.

James Bond time again...

Brilliant!

We caught up on the news and newspaper review.

Sleep Tea Time.

The Friday Feeling is back tomorrow 🎈🎈

 

 
 

 

Not Giving Enough Notice!

To cut a long story short, there's nothing like having the boss walk in -  Doris Lily

Welcome aboard my Wobbly Work Wheel 🎡

Not much  sun yet!

Breakfast with Brew.

I put on a light jacket as it's quite cool and cloudy.

Back to work I go....

I gave hubby a sloppy wet one 💋

Off to work I went.

I puts on my summer hat and coat.

(I leaves on my jacket, as it's not that a warm)

Goes down to see my lights.

They have stopped working!

Back up the road I go.

The circus is in town!

Gets my newspaper.

Swaps my newspaper for my big stick.

There is a new Pillar Box Topper :)

I cross over the road.

and turn on my lights.

Now to walk down to my spot.

Now for the fun to start!

I put my big stick down low in front of a VW van.

It has to do a emergency stop.

I saw his gums banging when I crossed the woman over.

Gets back on to the pavement, he moves up to where I am.

Winds down his window and started shouting at me!

"You didn't give me enough notice to stop!"

I lifts up my big stick and points to the word

"Stop" on it.

"This is my notice!" and I repeated it to him and kept pointing to  the word stop for him.

He gave up and drove off.

I found out that 2 of the 4 schools are off for a TE day.

Everyone asked how my holiday went.

"Nice weather, and didn't get burnt!"

I stopped one taxi and it decided to stop in the Keep Clear space. The man I was crossing over and to go around the front of the taxi.

Next up came  the saga of the Bin lorry again.

One binman collected the bins from the Parish Council over the road. The other binman went to the Bakery and got his rolls.

Chaos happened.

All the cars were overtaking the bin lorry, then had to brake as I was in the middle of the road.

Some kept driving on the wrong side of the road.

The binman who collected his rolls tried crossing over the road.

He want past me, and said:

"Dangerous road isn't it?"

(It is when you park your bin lorry there!)

I thought.

Just about finished in one piece.

Take a sharp breath!

Once I finished, I popped into the Parish Council.

Then back home I go.

The coffee machine goes on.

I have lots to do.

Washing machine goes on several times.

Waters all the plants in the back and front garden.

Coffee time.

Sorts out all the Blackpool rock.

Puts away all the things I bought as well.

Unloads the dishwasher.

Hangs out all the wet washing.

Lunchtime comes around really quickly.

Liquid lunch time.

The sun has come out \o/

Big big sunglasses time! 

Now off to do the afternoon shift.

I gets on my summer coat and hat.

Puts the first set of lights and then off down to the Charity Shop.

Gets some great bargains and has a chat too.

Back to Sexy Beast to get my big stick. 

One friend is ill in bed.

The other friend's daughter is really ill.

Collects my big stick.

I sat on my own in the square watching the world go by!

It was time to start.

Not much traffic and not many to cross over.

My Supervisior arrived to see how I am doing.

My hearing and my eyesight is fine.

I did say I could add something to his form:

"She talks too much, needs a gag fitted!"

I laughed at that!

Finished in one piece.

Back home.

In need of a cup of tea.

The washing machine goes back on.

Sets up my laptop as I am a Councillor course on zoom later on.

Hubby comes back and has a sloppy wet one.

Whereas everyone else has pizza.

I have a salad.

Once I was taking part in the Zoom meeting, hubby goes out to see a friend.

Good hour and 40 minutes of a zoom meeting.

Once finished I hung all out the washing.

Looked into today's newspaper.

I felt so tired.

I took my Sleep Tea to bed with me.

I went to straight to sleep.....

(Didn't hear hubby come back)

Hoping for a better day tomorrow!