On Days Like These...

The secret of humour is surprise - Aristotle

Opening up the bottle of Friday Feeling🍾🍾

 Enjoyed a lovely start of the day...

 

 I gave everyone a big 💋💋💋 when they all left.

I had some washing up to do and a bit of tidying up.

I had a quick light lunch...

 It wasn't quite warm..

 I went and chilled in Hanbury Hall car park.

 

 I caught up with Birthdays.

 Eli Wallach: American actor (Magnificent 7, The Misfits, People Next Door),would have been 103 years old.

(He died in 2014 aged 98)

 Harry Chapin: American rock vocalist (Taxi, Cat's in the Cradle),would have been 76 years old.

(He died in 1981 aged 38)

 Harry Morgan:American actor (M*A*S*H) dies at 96 years old in 2011.

In 1941: Imperial Japanese Navy with 353 planes attack US fleet at Pearl Harbor Naval Base, Hawaii, killing 2,403 people.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 We had a lot of staff missing.

So I was dishing up the puddings.

I was told twice to not dish up big amounts of ice cream and jelly....

(Yeah right, we had loads to give out)

By the time I went outside,

I was given the daggers by the other outside staff. (Because I was late coming out!)

I just stood there,washing my hands with some alcohol rub staring back.... 

*Two weeks to go*....I sing...

I went and visited my dad, who had to flu jab 2 days ago, and is still suffering.

I nip down to Morrison's to get some supplies.

Drops the shopping and out I go to work.

 I play up one of the workers..

I take off my jumper, he walks through the kitchen, I reply to him:

*"It nearly was a sight for your sore eyes."

He laughed.

I put on my cleaning gloves, he went past.

*"I asked him to bend over as I was going to probe you!"

He laughed.

I can still make people laugh.

Gets home for coffee and mince pie↓

 I got on with tonight's tea.

Chicken & Veg Pie.

Then we caught up with telly:

Graham is joined by Hollywood star Matthew McConaughey, professional-wrestler-turned-actor John Cena, actress and singer Hailee Steinfeld and chef Jamie Oliver. 

Now to enjoy some Friday Feeling with a warm hubby...🍾🍾🍾 

 

 

 

The Good, The Bad And The Chaos

Chaos.

The word that described today!

Got 2 plastic cowboy sets from B&M Bargains.

I got one brown leather belt in the sale for a £1 at Sainsbury's.

The hunt was on for another one.

Salvation Army Charity Shop had one for 50p.

Gets home to make the gun holsters, only got one sheet of brown felt.

The hunt is back on!

The 1st Haberdashery shop I visited was shut.

Second one, she was open, I bought all her brown felt!

(One shirt and shoulder holsters failed to be delivered off EBay :()

Good job I had a Plan B!

More tablets from Doctor for my Baker's cyst.

By 11pm, I had finished making both gun belts.

Complete with gun holsters, handcuffs and spare bullets!

My children  are now ready to play Audie Murphy and Clint Eastwood for Sports Relief tomorrow!