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Tuesday, 6 July 2021

Fancy Seeing Mine???

The worst thing I ever said to a tennis umpire was,
"Are you sure?" - Rod Laver 
Welcome to a warm Tuesday 🌈
Hugs with brew.
Breakfast.
Dressed.
Gets one son up for school.
Now to give out my wet sloppy 💋💋💋
Off out:
All dressed in blue with a dash of pink socks!
The Summer Coat went on.
Tree pic.
Now for the fun to start ....🎈
There was a quick shower for 30 seconds,
Then the sun came out...
No sports cars this morning.
Still a few cars want me to do BOING BOING on their car roofs for not stopping.
I was watching those dark clouds coming over..
I finished in one piece.
Gets coat off, and then it rains!
I popped into the Newsagents to get today's newspaper...
The man was finishing off a conversation...to which I helped him finish off with bouts of laughter.
He said:"She dropped her knickers and bent over, and asked me to look at her piles!"
I replied walking past him:
"If I drop knickers, fancy seeing mine???"
The shop roared into laughter...
I collected my newspaper.
"That's a nice hat, that would suit me,"He said.
"They come in two colours and are on Amazon, I got mine from Bromsgrove!" I replied.
Back home.
The carpet is coming up later....
Coffee Time.
Now to sort out the hallway!
That's better!
Light lunch!
Now for the afternoon shift of Lollipop.
I put on my Summer Coat...
Walk up to put on my lights.
Those clouds don't look nice.
I chat to one of the parents and the rain comes down. I go back to Sexy Beast to slip into my winter coat instead. I left my trainers on....
(Instead of my boots)
Those dark clouds are coming over...
I soon start...🎈
Only started for 10 minutes when the heavens opened...
I'm glad I wore my winter coat, however my feet going wet instead!
My friend arrived with his dog in the pouring rain.
Once I finished in one piece, we walked back to Sexy Beast.
I was glad to get out of the wet coat.
It also stopped raining!
Had a quick yak, and then off home to dry my feet off!
Changed my socks.
Now to write yesterday's blog post.
I gave hubby a nice sloppy wet 💋 when he came home.
Time for meat-free Stir Fry.
Now to look in today's newspaper.
William  Haley  was a pioneering American rock and roll musician. He is credited by many with first popularizing this form of music in the early 1950s with his group Bill Haley & His Comets and million-selling hits such as "Rock Around the Clock", "See You Later, Alligator", "Shake, Rattle and Roll", "Rocket 88", "Skinny Minnie", and "Razzle Dazzle". His recordings have sold over 60 million records worldwide.
He would have been 96 years old 🎈
He sadly died aged 55 in 1981
Louis  Armstrong , nicknamed "Satchmo", "Satch", and "Pops", was an American trumpeter and vocalist who is among the most influential figures in jazz. His career spanned five decades and different eras in the history of jazz.
He died on this day in 1971 aged 69.
The carpet was took up. 
Then sleep tea time.
Hoping for a warm hump tomorrow....🐫



 


 
 


 

Wednesday, 19 December 2018

One Hump Too Many...

“At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.” -Robert Godden

Welcome to my Hump of the Week 🐫
Is it going to be a good or bad 🐪?
But first its Breakfast in Bed.
 I kissed everyone goodbye.
Did more housework.....
Now off to work I go...
 
 At last it's not too cold, and the sun is out.
 Let's have a look at the Birthdays...
 Gordon Jackson: Scottish actor (Upstairs, Downstairs, The Professionals, The Great Escape) would have been 95 years old.
(He died in 1990 aged 66)
 Maurice White: singer-songwriter (Earth, Wind & Fire) would have been 77 years old.
(He died aged 74 in 2016) 
Desmond Llewelyn: Welsh actor,( best known for his role as Q in 17 of the James Bond films between 1963 and 1999.) died on this day aged 85 in 1999.
 "A Christmas Carol" :by Charles Dickens is published, 6,000 copies sold in 1843.
 Now to enjoy the sunshine!
 
 
 Goes round to see my dad.
I popped in to see one of his neighbours for a coffee and chat.
Gets back home↓
 
 Plenty of stuff to eat at my other job↓
  I was asked by a co-worker:
"Didn't you get invite by email for the drinks party on Friday?"
"Nope," I answered.
Then another co-worker said the raffle were for the Office workers only....
Oh I see.... 
Gets back home.
I do the tea, and start feeling awful...
I have a lemsip.. 
I go off to bed at 8pm to sleep off this horrible bad Hump 🐫