Having survived the crowds in my local 99p store and Poundland
I popped into my local Library to read the free paper and grab a coffee
There was an advertisement to appear on "Come Dine With Me" in January 2015.
I know I am a good cook, and whip up some great grub for four people...
But....
I don't want four people finding my locked box of sex toys, and asking for the key!
