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Wednesday, 2 March 2022

Tears In My Eyes....

I was high on life, but eventually I built up a tolerance - Arj Barker
Welcome to my Hump of the Week 🐪
Nice warm hug.
Then it was breakfast and brew time.
Thermal vest goes on.
I am hoping the rain keeps off this morning.
Now out in the fresh air...
I gives hubby a sloppy wet one before I left.
I just put my boots on in case it decided to rain.
I put on my lights.
Now let's have some fun 🍭
I think my coat is not bright enough,
As still the limbo drivers fail to see me or my big stick!
I gave out a few BOINGs for good measure.
One car had to brake hard on the otherside of the road!
The traffic was building up when I was nearly finished.
At least I finished in one piece.
I went round the long way to pick up the newspaper and my neighbour's magazine.
The rain started on and off all morning.
Coffee machine went on.
Unloaded the dishwasher.
The soup maker went on.
Now for some nice strong coffee.
How the time flies when I do some more housework!
A nice new batch of soup to enjoy!
It was raining before I left.
On goes those sexy lumo trousers.
Now for round 2.
I just got the last but one car parking space.
While I getting my boots on, a woman walked past me, gave me hard look and looked at her watch.
I was going tell her time if she wanted to know.
Boots, 2 winter hats and waterproof gloves on now.
Turns on my lights.
I haven't see my friend with his dog to talk to this week.
(Only to wave to in the morning)
Speaking of friends.
My two turned up, one had bought herself some daffodils from the near-by flower shop.
Then the other friend farted and walked off.
My other friend and me were in fits of laughter following the round of fart jokes we were talking about!
With tears in my eyes from laughing too much.
I said goodbye to my friends.
Now for the fun to start again.
At least some of the car drivers stopped.
Had still a few limbo drivers.
BOING!!!!
I had to keep puttng my hood down as I was getting well warm, even though it was raining.
Finished in one piece.
Home Time.
Now to get on with tonight's tea.
Pan fried the pork chops,
then added stuffing on the top.
In the oven that went.
Vegetables went in the saucepan.
Roast potatoes, and roast parsnips went in the oven as well.
Put the oven on.
I used up the £5 Discount code, Hobbycraft sent out a few weeks ago.
More pens and a bit more craft stuff is now on order.
Hopefully my new breadmaker will be delivered tomorrow.
Amazon must be pissed off, as they keep sending me emails about a new breadmaker...
Going to book tickets for another trip to the NEC Craft event later on this month.
Not going VIP this time.....
Hubby came home and had a nice wet sloppy one 💋.
Dished up the tea.
I ate it too quick for a photo to be taken....
Now to look into today's newspaper.
Al Waxman, CM OOnt  was a Canadian actor and director of over 1000 productions on radio, television, film, and stage. He is best known for his starring roles in the television series King of Kensington (CBC) and Cagney & Lacey (CBS) and Twice in a Lifetime (CTV).  
He would have been 87 years old 🎈
He sadly died aged 65 in 2001.
UK No.1 on this day in 1961:
The Everly Brothers - Walk Right Back.
UK No.1 on this day in 1967:
Engelbert Humperdinck - Release Me.
USA No.1 on this day in 1963:
The Four Seasons -Walk Like A Man.
USA No.1 on this day in 1974:
Terry Jacks - Seasons in the Sun.
Now to watch a tv series about hotels.
Now for some sleep tea.
Now to reach for the ear plugs before hubby starts snoring....