Domestic Goddess

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Showing posts with label mouth battery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mouth battery. Show all posts

Wednesday, 22 February 2017

Shhh, Battery Charging..

Welcome to another Hump of the Week.
I spent over 4 hours, yakking with friends, drinking coffee, and playing with their two dogs.
Mouth battery is at a all time low
 Goes to Job 2.
I get asked:
"Why have I been very quiet for the past 2 days?"
I reply: "I am saving your ears, and leaving it all for my hubby when he get home from work."
Still trying to charge mouth battery.
Then I get offered cake.
I decline due to giving it up for Lent.
Then I told him there is one thing I won't be giving up for Lent...
"What that?"  he asks...
"Lube!
 The Ann Summers variety.
All different flavours, can't go without  Lube for too long......"
He answered with:
Will it be handcuffs or gag tonight?