Attempting To Be A Domestic Goddess: piles

The worst thing I ever said to a tennis umpire was,

"Are you sure?" - Rod Laver

Welcome to a warm Tuesday 🌈

Hugs with brew.

Breakfast.

Dressed.

Gets one son up for school.

Now to give out my wet sloppy 💋💋💋

Off out:

All dressed in blue with a dash of pink socks!

The Summer Coat went on.

Tree pic.

Now for the fun to start ....🎈

There was a quick shower for 30 seconds,

Then the sun came out...

No sports cars this morning.

Still a few cars want me to do BOING BOING on their car roofs for not stopping.

I was watching those dark clouds coming over..

I finished in one piece.

Gets coat off, and then it rains!

I popped into the Newsagents to get today's newspaper...

The man was finishing off a conversation...to which I helped him finish off with bouts of laughter.

He said:"She dropped her knickers and bent over, and asked me to look at her piles!"

I replied walking past him:

"If I drop knickers, fancy seeing mine???"

The shop roared into laughter...

I collected my newspaper.

"That's a nice hat, that would suit me,"He said.

"They come in two colours and are on Amazon, I got mine from Bromsgrove!" I replied.

Back home.

The carpet is coming up later....

Coffee Time.

Now to sort out the hallway!

That's better!

Light lunch!

Now for the afternoon shift of Lollipop.

I put on my Summer Coat...

Walk up to put on my lights.

Those clouds don't look nice.

I chat to one of the parents and the rain comes down. I go back to Sexy Beast to slip into my winter coat instead. I left my trainers on....

(Instead of my boots)

Those dark clouds are coming over...

I soon start...🎈

Only started for 10 minutes when the heavens opened...

I'm glad I wore my winter coat, however my feet going wet instead!

My friend arrived with his dog in the pouring rain.

Once I finished in one piece, we walked back to Sexy Beast.

I was glad to get out of the wet coat.

It also stopped raining!

Had a quick yak, and then off home to dry my feet off!

Changed my socks.

Now to write yesterday's blog post.

I gave hubby a nice sloppy wet 💋 when he came home.

Time for meat-free Stir Fry.

Now to look in today's newspaper.

William Haley was a pioneering American rock and roll musician. He is credited by many with first popularizing this form of music in the early 1950s with his group Bill Haley & His Comets and million-selling hits such as "Rock Around the Clock", "See You Later, Alligator", "Shake, Rattle and Roll", "Rocket 88", "Skinny Minnie", and "Razzle Dazzle". His recordings have sold over 60 million records worldwide.

He would have been 96 years old 🎈

He sadly died aged 55 in 1981

Louis Armstrong , nicknamed "Satchmo", "Satch", and "Pops", was an American trumpeter and vocalist who is among the most influential figures in jazz. His career spanned five decades and different eras in the history of jazz.

He died on this day in 1971 aged 69.