I woke up expecting breakfast.
But had NBM on the white board above my bed.
(Nil By Mouth)
Operation Time!
Slipped into the sexy hospital gown.
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While I was being led down to the Theatre.
(I was doing the sound effects)
I was introduced to the Surgeon and his staff.
One man introduced himself as "Dan."
"Hi Daniel" I replied.
"No one calls me Daniel!" He snapped.
Nice.
Then I went out like a light
Much later, was woke up to change the sexy gown for a cleaner one..
Wheeled back to my room.
Suddenly my teeth began to clatter..
At least my Achillis Tendon has been fixed!
