Attempting To Be A Domestic Goddess

Laws are like sausages.It's better not to see them being made." -
Otto Von Bismarck

Welcome to my Weekend.

As normal, I was up far too early for a Saturday.

I left Sleeping Beauty to snore.

Downstairs I went↓

I had tea with toast↓

Wrote yesterday's blog.

I was listening to "The Sounds of the 60s."

The sun is back↓

Sleeping Beauty woke up and came down to say hello.

We had warm hugs.

Breakfast.

Got changed.

Out to to get shopping↓

First stop was to get the newspaper from Tesco Express.

A former work mate from Royal Mail was in there. I said hello from a distance.

(I normally say morning to him when I am doing my Lollipop job🍭)

Next stop, was to see the newly installed gravestone at my parents' grave.

Oh dear, It looks like a bomb has hit it↓

I put everything back the way it should↓

Next stop was the Farm Shop.

Heard the joke about the chicken crossing the road?↓↓↓

A man was starring at me in the car park.

I looked at him and recognised who it was.

He says "Good Morning" to me when I am doing my Lollipop job in the morning.

(He gets his newspaper, and makes a joke about the weather :))

I said to him from a distance.

"Hi, how are you?"

He laughed, and said "Morning,fine thanks."

"Nice to see you again, hoping to see you soon, when I get back to the lollipop job!"

Next stop, was to get some meat for the week↓

There was no queue outside Waitrose.

I went straight in with a newly wiped trolley↓

Back home to unpack the shopping

Coffee and nibble↓

I had the message come throught to pick up the drill from Wickes↓

We did the social distance when I had my order given to me.

"My new toy to play with!", I told the men who was waiting for their order.

Back home for a late lunch↓

I catches up on the newspaper↓

Engelbert Humperdinck (born Arnold George Dorsey ) is an English pop singer. Humperdinck has been described as "one of the finest middle-of-the-road balladeers around." His singles "Release Me" and "The Last Waltz" both topped the UK music charts in 1967, and sold more than a million copies each. In North America, he also had chart successes with "After the Lovin'" (1976) and "This Moment in Time" (1979). He has sold more than 140 million records worldwide.

He is 84 years old🎈

Oliver Reed was an English actor known for his upper-middle class, macho image and "hellraiser" lifestyle. Notable films include The Trap (1966), playing Bill Sikes in the Best Picture Oscar winner Oliver! (1968), Women in Love (1969), Hannibal Brooks (1969), The Devils (1971), portraying Athos in The Three Musketeers (1973), Tommy (1975), Lion of the Desert (1981), Castaway (1986), The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988), Funny Bones (1995) and Gladiator (2000).He died aged 61 in 1999.