"Come on, Joan, tell us which husband was the best lover?" -
Joan Rivers
"Yours!" - Joan Collins
Welcome to Monday's Wobbly Work Wheel ๐ก
Brew with breakfast.
Dressed.
Gives hubby a wet sloppy ๐before I leave the house.
It's going to be a warm one!
Turn my light on, and so it begins....
A lot more pupils from the High School I am crossing over in the first half an hour.
Everyone is glad to see me as well as the sunshine!
A few bad car drivers don't understop the word STOP
I made it through my first shift in one piece!
I pick up the newspaper before I get home.
In the meantime.
All the bins were emptied.
All the plants outside were watered.
Now for that much needed coffee!
I had a small light lunch.
Then back out for round 2, with a small bottle of water!
First puts the coat on.
Walks to the shop to get a ice lolly.
Fetches my Lolly Pop stick from Sexy Beast.
Sucks my lolly in the park.
All goes well, when a teenager girl from the High School decides to walk straight into moving traffic...
(Just up from where I am stood)
One white van slammed on his brakes,She walked around it to the pavement.
I just shook my head.
The shocked van driver drove up to me, and said:
"Wearing those headphones!"
I replied, "I'm just standing here, looking pretty!"
No more things happen like that for the rest of the shift!
Once I finished in one piece.
I head for home.
A man arrives to give a quote to insulate and and board the loft. I gave him my poker face when he gave me the quote.
Still got to write more blog posts...
Nice simple tea I had.
Now to have a quick look in to today's newspaper.
Michael Winslow is an American actor, comedian and beatboxer billed as The Man of 10,000 Sound Effects for his ability to make realistic sounds using only his voice. He is best known for his roles in all seven Police Academy films as Larvell Jones. He has also appeared in Spaceballs, Cheech and Chong's Next Movie and Nice Dreams, The Love Boat, and commercials for Cadbury and GEICO.
He is 63 years old ๐
Burt Reynolds was an American actor, director, and producer of film and television, considered a sex symbol and icon of American popular culture.
He sadly died on this day in 2018 aged 82
Just about to nod off when my youngest son wanted me to do up his tie....
(Brought back memories when I started at Royal Mail in 1990, and I had to wear a tie. I couldn't do it up either, and woke up my mum at 4.30am to help me with my tie!)
Sorted it out.