Attempting To Be A Domestic Goddess

You can't have everything, I mean where would you put it ? -

Steven Wright

Welcome to my sunny Hump of the Week 🐫

Nice warm hug.

Brew with Breakfast.

I opened the curtains...

The sun is back!

Dressed.

Gived hubby a sloppy wet 💋on the way out.

Time for the big big sunglasses to go on.

However as it was still cold.

Scarf and gloves,jacket goes on as well as my Summer coat.

Now for the fun to start ...🍭

Bronze coloured Land Rover Discovery with Horse box, suddenly had to stop when I lowered my stick. The gums were going for that.

The sun was out, but it was well cold too!

The stick kept getting lowered,and

Car drivers suddenly brake!

I finished in one piece.

I nipped into the local Co-op for some bits I needed for tea later.

I pick up my newspaper and my neighbour's magazine on the way home.

I put on the coffee machine.

I go round and see my neighbour with his magazine and something he wanted off Amazon.

I come back round for a much needed coffee.

I wrote yesterday's blog post up to midday.

I chopped up some vegetables for tea later.

Lunchtime.

Round two time.

On goes the summer coat with gloves.

I go and turn on my lights.

Sit and chill.

There suddenly a big rain cloud sits above me.

Then it pours down with rain.

I go and stand by Sexy Beast.

It stops.

I go and stand and wait to start.

It starts to rain again.

I will not go and get my rain coat on as I know the sun will come out and I will get hot under the collar. It stops raining.

Let the fun start again 🍭

For the first ten minutes it decides to rain again.

It stops, and the it's blue skies!

As I was in the middle of the road, just waiting for a parent to cross over, one car starts moving towards me..

(Trying to drive around the stick)

I move my stick further over and growls at the driver.

Later on, one van driver ignored my stick, and sticks his hand up when he goes past!

At least I finish in one piece!

Then off home I go.

Now to get the tea underway.

Gets in all sorted, sprinkles some cheese over it all, and in the oven it goes.

Quick cup of tea...

Hubby comes home, and has a sloppy wet 💋.

Tea is served up.

Beef Fajitas with cheese.

Quick look in the newspaper afterwards.

Jerry Lee Lewis is an American singer, songwriter, and pianist. Nicknamed the Killer, he has been described as "rock n' roll's first great wild man and one of the most influential pianists of the 20th century." A pioneer of rock and roll and rockabilly music, Lewis made his first recordings in 1956 at Sun Records in Memphis. "Crazy Arms" sold 300,000 copies in the South, but it was his 1957 hit "Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On" that shot Lewis to fame worldwide. He followed this with the major hits "Great Balls of Fire", "Breathless", and "High School Confidential".

He is 86 years old 🎈

Ian McShane is an English actor. He is known for his television performances, particularly as the title role in the BBC series Lovejoy (1986–1994), as Al Swearengen in Deadwood (2004–2006) and its 2019 film continuation, and as Mr. Wednesday in American Gods (2017–2021). For the original series of Deadwood, McShane won the Golden Globe Award for Best Actor – Television Series Drama and received a nomination for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series; for the film, he (as producer) was nominated for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Television Movie.

His film roles include Harry Brown in The Wild and the Willing (1962), Charlie Cartwright in If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium (1969), Wolfe Lissner in Villain (1971), Teddy Bass in Sexy Beast (2000), Frank Powell in Hot Rod (2007), Captain Hook in Shrek the Third (2007), Tai Lung in Kung Fu Panda (2008), Blackbeard in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011), and Winston in the John Wick film series (2014–present).

He is 79 years old 🎈

Barry Ryan (born Barry Sapherson, was a British pop singer and photographer. He achieved his initial success in the mid 1960s in a duo with his twin brother Paul. After Paul ceased performing to concentrate solely on songwriting, Barry became a solo artist. His most successful hit, "Eloise", reached number 2 on the UK Singles Chart in 1968.

Barry sadly died on the 28th September 2021 aged 72