Attempting To Be A Domestic Goddess

I'm too old for a paper round, too young for social security and too tired for an affair - Erma Bombeck

Welcome aboard on my Wobbly Work Wheel 🎡

Warm hug to start Monday with.

Breakfast.

Opened the curtains....

Dressed.

Checked the weather, the rain is coming in, in the afternoon.

No sexy lumo trousers to wear \o/

I gives hubby a sloppy wet 😘 before I left.

Once I had zipped up my coat, I was asked to move my car, over to a bit, as the centre was being used to give Booster Covid jabs.

Moved Sexy Beast over a bit.

Turned my lights on.

Now for the fun to start...🍭

It didn't help there was 2 piles of dog poo near when I stand.

So it was poo watch, to alert people not to step in too it!

Also it's be careful of the older people driving to get their booster jabs.

Some seem to forget they have to stop when I'm in the middle of the road!

One car on the other side of the road had to slam its brakes on or face a tap and crack to their windscreen!

The sun came out!

I noticed more and more drivers are still using their mobile phones. One sat on his, and causing a backlog of cars, as I had gone back on the pavement!

I finished in one piece.

I got the newspaper on the way home.

Coffee machine went on.

Now to get some jobs done around the house!

Once they were done....

Coffee time!

I wrote yesterday's blog.

Finally got my Amazon delivery delivered!

As they couldn't find me yesterday!

Lunchtime.

As normal the rain came in.

On goes the sexy lumo trousers...

I parked elsewhere, as the centre was full of cars. My two friends appeared for a chat before I started the afternoon shift.

We were joined by someone I had yet to meet.

(And afterwards, I never want to meet again)

"I want your job,"He said.

"I will add you to that long list that wants my job!" I replied.

"It's good pay and you get paid for school holiday,"He said.

"It is, but the added danger of getting hit by a car," I replied.

It didn't help him taking the piss out of one of my friends either.

On and on he went. I was glad when he did leave. He was trying to be funny, but he failed as I was concerned!

I said goodbye to my two friends.

I was glad to start my shift.

Sunshine, and rain.

One red car behind me, tried to old trick of moving forward to drive around my hand, until I moved near the pavement!

I was glad to finish in one piece!

Back to Sexy Beast...

Back home.

Nice cup of tea was needed!

I caught up with some of the newspapers from the weekend....

Now to get on with my Stir-Fry....

Washing machine has been well busy.

2 more bags of baby clothes.

I finished reading the weekend newspapers.

I pre-ordered the new Joan Collins's book.

I read a bit of it, and it looks so interesting!

Now to look in today's newspaper.

Jackie Collins OBE was an English romance novelist and actress. She moved to Los Angeles in 1985 and spent most of her career there. She wrote 32 novels, all of which appeared on The New York Times bestsellers list. Her books have sold more than 500 million copies and have been translated into 40 languages. Eight of her novels have been adapted for the screen, either as films or television miniseries. She was the younger sister of Dame Joan Collins.

She would have been 84 years old 🎈

She sadly died aged 77 in 2015.

Christoph Waltz is an Austrian-German actor and director. Since 2009, he has mainly been active in the United States. His accolades include two Academy Awards, two Golden Globe Awards, two BAFTA Awards, and two Screen Actors Guild Awards.

He is 65 years old 🎈

Chris Lowe is an English musician, singer and songwriter, and co-founder of the synthpop duo Pet Shop Boys, which he formed with Neil Tennant in 1981.

He is 62 years old 🎈