Just Not Wearing Enough Lumo To Be Seen!

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific  - Lily Tomlin

Welcome to my Hump of the Week 🐪

Heardle Time!

Heardle 60s:

My answers:

Breakfast and Brew time.

Dressed.

I don't need my sexy lumo trousers for this morning shift...

Now to leave the house...

I gave hubby a sloppy wet one 💋 before I left.

I went another way to avoid the 3 ways traffic lights and large queues of traffic!

I have 7 layers on, so I put on my Summer coat with my summer hat.

I goes and get the newspaper.

Comes back to fetch my big stick.

Now to put on my lights!

Lights on,

Let's go to work 🍭

One male car driver totally ignores my big stick out in front of me and drives around my stick!

Plenty of BOINGs given out.

One car had to reverse of the KEEP CLEAR space so I could get the pushchair over the road.

One Range Rover put brakes on and ended up stopping on the KEEP word of the KEEP CLEAR space on the otherside of the road!

I was glad to finish in one piece.

Or did I speak too soon?

I went the same way home, it didn't help a large lorry pulled out on my when I was going round the roundabout, and I brake or I would have been took out. As I stopped dead, he put his hand up as he carried on!

Followed him down to dual carriageway,

I soon overtook him as he was all over the road!

Gets home, and it starts to rain!

Coffee machine goes on.

Now to make tonight's tea...

I got it all made and put in the oven for later!

The Top Ten was from 1986.

They play one song from that year,

That I sung along with, word for word.

Coffee time.

I wrote yesterday's blog all the way up to dinnertime.

Liquid Lunch!

On goes the sexy lumo trousers, as it was raining when I left.

I have to leave early to try and get a parking space.

It was raining, and then I was stuck behind a abdominal load, ie lorry.

Half way to work.

Gets to the car park, someone drives through the EXIT gate, and reverses into the last space.

I gets into the car park, and no more spaces!

Drives round to the other car park and was lucky to get a space there too!

Gets my winter coat and winter hat on.

Grabs big stick, and walks to put on my lights.

I meet up with one friend for a good rabbit!

When it is time to start, I say "Goodbye" to my friend.

The wind starts up as I start my shift.

One car failed to stop on the otherside of the road, and her windscreen nearly got hit by my windy big stick.

I put my stick right down low,

Suddenly cars were stopping on my side.

A Police car suddenly parked further up the road and surprise surprise, everyone was stopping!

Didn't help the rain belting down!

Finished in one piece....JUST!

Now home in the rain.

Gets off those sexy lumo trousers.

Oven goes on.

Time for a brew!

Then carry on writing the blog from the weekend!

Hubby comes home and has a sloppy wet one💋

Tea is ready!

Yum!

Then to look into today's newspaper.

We caught up with some telly that we missed while we were in Blackpool.

Sleep Tea Time.

By the look of the weather forecast,

I will be wearing my sexy lumo trousers all day!

Now to get under that 16 tog duvet!