LIFE GOES ON!

Welcome to Friday 13th.

I enjoyed a half price breakfast with hubby at Webb's.

Visited my late mum's grave with some roses.

As it would have been her 71st Birthday today.

The black cloud has now lifted.(As you can gather)

I am so happy I won't have to put up with the

 backstabbing two-faced bitches in the future.

As I have a one way ticket to another planet ;)

 

Behind The Painted Smile

Woo hoo Thursday once more,

Dark clouds have descended upon me.

My trip to Hell yesterday didn't help

My Kalm tablets have been helping a lot.

So I had to paint a smile on my face.

Feeling a little better, as making most of the hubby tomorrow,

As he has got the day off!!

So I making the most of him for a whole 6 hours!! 

Loyalty Points!!

Welcome to Hump of the Week!

I have travelled to Hell and back today.

I got my fingers burnt on the return journey!

This week can't get any worst? Can it?

Oh, yes it's Friday 13th in 2 days!!!!

My humour helped me out at JOB 3

I had been talking about how many Loyalty points

I had racked up at Lovehoney to a co-worker.

He was grabbing his chest (I thought I may have to perform on CPR on him)

His response was:

"Loyalty points at Lovehoney?? I think I may have cracked a rib from laughing too much!!"

 

Taking The Piss....

Woo hoo it's 3 jobs Tuesday.

Diced with death twice by 2 shifts of Job 1.

I might have to attach a blue light to the top of my lolly stick.

Then there won't be NO EXCUSE that they can't see me!

Got compliments, saying how funny I am.

From the children while doing Job 2.

While attempting to do Job 3,

I walked into the men's toilet (to clean it),

The door was unlocked.

I disturbed a man taking a piss......

A quick exit was needed...

 

The Panda Did It....Honest!

Welcome to Monday.

Back on the wobbly work wheel (I groan)

I have had to put up with the wind, light rain, and bad drivers!

And that's just being outside doing Job 1!!!

Good job these Vitamin C tablets are working...just!

Upon returning to the Pink Princess from Job 2.

I see a Fiat Panda kissing my Pink Princess's ARSE!

Not good, as she now has a red permanent mark on her bumper

To remind me of her encounter with a Panda!

 

Baa Baa Black Sheep.....

Woo hoo it's Sunday again.

Time to the Food shopping!!

Aldi shopping spent £22.22

Waitrose shopping spent £21 on 33 items.

Lots of reduced food and a free coffee.

I even had time to enter the Waitrose's Christmas Tree Topper competition..

I didn't enter a cake into the Cake International Baking Show at the NEC this year.

Didn't have the funds or the ideas.

2 years ago I entered a cake with Shaun the Sheep and Friends in Fancy Dress!

 

 

Counting The Pennies....

Saturday has yielded different results.

Scooped up all the loose change in the house to get this week's food shopping.

Grand total £36.60

We finally cut off the three long branches off our Apple Tree.

The sky dish survived....just!

Yodel Delivery Firm didn't deliver our Gousto order,

It was delivered somewhere where there was a porch!

Looks like beans on toast for us tonight!!!