Making The Most Of Xmas!

Woo hoo Christmas Day is finally here.

Unwrapped the presents.

Made Christmas Dinner.

My dad joined in the fun!

Still sober (2 year anniversary of being tea-total)

Having some fun with the Lego on my Xmas Cake.

Hulk realised he turned down the only chance of Nookie he could have had on Christmas Day!

"Pie Mr Hulk?" Asked Mrs Santa.

"Can I have what Santa had please?"

Hope you all have a Happy Christmas! 

 

Shame It Missed!

One day to go...

I left out painkillers (for Santa's back), mince pie, and a pint glass of Brandy!

The Santa hat has been out and about!

 Trying to do the Big Tidy Up.

Henry the hoover came out for a play.

He accidentally knocked the DVD rack,

DVDs came tumbling down on top of me.

The only DVD that didn't hit me was..

"Shame"

 

Who Is The Man In The Red Hat??

Two days to go until Xmas day.

Stocked up on the Shloer (As I don't drink alcohol)

I have got Lego scattered all over my Living room.

I have Henry the Hoover fuming in the corner.

He can't come out to play just yet!

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is on the television.

My kids point to the television:

"Who is that?"

"Harrison Ford"

"Who is that?"

"Denholm Elliott"

"Who is that?"

"Sean Connery" 

"He played James Bond"

"Oh in Dr No?" my kids asked.

(Well done, they are learning...)

"How about the one with the red hat mum?"

I try to remember,(can't) a quick Google, 

It is "John Rhys-Davis."

 

Time To Replace The Box!!

We have reached Tuesday...

3 days to go...

No snow only lots of wind and rain.

Finished at JOB 2  for Xmas.

I was given a lovely wicker hamper basket.

That's ideal!

I need a upgrade on the box that stored my adult sex toys!

It will have a nice shiny new padlock fitted....

Don't need my pink furry handcuffs going missing................

 

Blame It On Santa!

Woo hoo it's Monday before Christmas...

4 days to go until Santa has a bad back from lugging my presents.

Nibbles are here, there,everywhere, in the shops, & in my house....

When they are about, you can't stop....

I will stop in a minute...

Until there are no more :(

I will blame it on Santa ;)

 

So reminds me of a card I saw over the weekend!

Enjoy!

 

The Tale Of Two Santas

Another action packed Sunday.

First we looked around at Webb's.

Even looked around the huge free garden.

Then off to Waitrose for a free coffee.

Got more white fondant icing as it was only £1.50 for 500g!

Been slaving away making the Xmas cake.

Finally finished!

It's called "The Tale Of Two Santas!"

The bad Santa is in cuffs.

The good Santa arrives with Mrs Santa and 3 Reindeers!

Mrs Santa delivers the pie!

The Milkshake Is Not Supposed To Go There!!!

Woo hoo we have reached the Saturday before Christmas.

We was supposed to leave the house early...

Yeah right, 

We pulled off the drive about 10.30am!!!!

Santa Hat and Xmas jumper being worn!

Checked tyres and filled the Pink Princess up with diesel

Now on off to Kidderminster....

Loads of last minutes Xmas presents via the charity shops!

Popped into see my Father-in-law.

I don't know who needed to charge their mouth battery afterwards,

Me or Him!!

Bellies were rumbling...

So extra treat we went for pizza at Pizza Hut.

Came out to find someone had threw milkshake all over the Pink Princess.

Great!