I Feel Pretty...

Woo hoo it's 2016!

We went to bed at 9pm.

Then I woke up at 2am.

So after watching 2 episodes of season 5 of House MD & drinking tea.

I retired back off to bed at 4.30am

Later we had brunch at Webb's.

Didn't help by having some people staring at me!!

I felt 20 pair of eyes watching me :

choosing a table

collecting the cutlery

Eating my brunch

Leaving the restaurant.

I must remove the sticker saying,"Look At Me" on my forehead.

 

Say Hello 2016, Wave Goodbye to 2015

Last day of 2015...

Really hope it only gets better in 2016..

At least my stab vest is retired!

One car driver might have a speeding ticket in the New Year.

He overtook me in a 40 mph zone (I was doing 35mph)

Right in front of the active working speed camera.

I had my last free Waitrose coffee of 2015.

We are going to bed before midnight before all the fireworks go off.

As we have lube to use, 

Plus there will be enough bangs going off in my bedroom ta!

Happy New Year to you all.

Time To Stock Up On The Adult Toys

While my ex-husband had our kids for a few hours.

It was time to spoil myself and current hubby.

First we had a tea for two at M&S.

Then it was time to stock up on our toys in Ann Summers.

The Sale helped.

Had a play with some of the toys.

Some toys were well eye watering....

Stocked up on the Lube (always need lube ;p)

Who is going to win the gold medal tonight?

 

Things That Go Bump In The Night!

Not long now before 2016 is here.

I had a email from Waitrose about half price champagne and spirits

Sorry love I don't drink alcohol,I'm ...tea-total!!

The only spirits I have here, is the ones that go bump in the night!

Only yesterday about 6.15am. (While I was in bed)

 I heard the kitchen tap being turned on.

Then as I was about to explore the noise,

 I heard the microwave door being slammed shut.

Down I went with the 12 bore, 

Got into the kitchen no one there!

The same ghost that threw a heavy box of cake equipment to the floor last November.

As long as it doesn't want a threesome, it can carry on exploring my kitchen!

 

A Bit Too Much Of Huff & Puff...

Woo hoo it's Bank Holiday Monday.

I got up 2 hours before anyone else.

Wrote more of book 6 of Sleepily Village Mysteries.

We finally went to Lakeland to pick up my Internet order.

Popped into Waitrose for my free coffee.

Loads of reduced food went into my trolley.

A couple were huffing & puffing about how much we had...

I just smiled and sipped my free coffee.

In the end I had £10 off, £27 for 40 items.

Now to tuck into that lovely reduced food....

Keep The Love Coming....

Woo hoo it's Sunday.

Nice bit of love and cuppa in bed.

Washed and dried the ever flowing blond locks of mine.

Had a lunchtime meal at Nando's with my family.

I visited and gave my late mum a lovely heart shaped wreath.

 Going to break open my new box of adult toys later.

Best to warm up my hands......

 

Homer Did It....Honest!

I have reached Boxing Day.

Try to do little as possible.

No chance!!!

Tidied up our boudoir of a bedroom.

 Then moved onto our Dining room.

A best jam jar got broke, with the help of Homer

Ate more Turkey, (Gobble Gobble) in some sandwiches.

Nearly finished eating the turkey.

Now to sip some Shloer

and watch Shaun the Sheep: The Farmer's Llamas